Tonight I’ll wear my dancing shoe
Why, what else would you do
In ballet flats?

Tonight I’ll toss my nursing bra
Tune the ol’ guitar
‘Case my jokes fall flat.

Tonight I’ll burn those mommy jeans
Don some neon green
I don’t care if I’m fat.

Tonight I’ll giggle like it’s 1994
Don’t care if I score
Sure, some fries with that.

Tonight my words will put a sailor to shame
The wine will be to blame
What fun to be a brat!

Tonight I’ll try my hardest not to weep
With guilt as they sleep
Pass on that party hat.