Sniffle. Cough. Fever. Rinse. Repeat.
Dammit! Chasing a viral bug with yet another one? What a sorry waste of possibly the only gorgeous days of the summer before the humid, merciless heat leaves me a slave to my air conditioner.
Not to mention, the damper it’s put on my rhymin’ skillz. There was Naughty-Potty, Silly-Billy, Funny-Bunny. Nothing to put an ol’ bard to shame. MIL’s nickname for Nibbles, “Sonia”, – after we all agreed Nibbles made an adorable girl in that frilly pink outfit – is the current favorite. And for the life of me I can’t come up with something catchier than “Sonia-Pneumonia!” (The second word needs to have 4 syllables. Yes, needs to). What does a lactating mom smoke for inspiration?